GEP script - Power OutageEXT. The DEN - Orlando - Night
The lights in the DEN go out.
Just great! The power's out!
BEN-E, go reset the circuit breaker.
Why me? Why don't you get up and reset it yourself?
Other droids don't talk back to their masters.
Ouch! That was my foot!
Have the common sense NOT to put your foot where my treads are!
We gave up seeing in the dark for this?!?
Has anyone see the flashlights.
I think they're in the kitchen. I'll go check.
Why don't you use your light sword?
If I HAD it on me, I would use it.
I found the flashlights...
..all with dead batteries.
I thought I picked up extra batteries at the store.
We hear a feint sound of music.
Sorry. I must have used them all up on my boombox.
Haven't you ever heard of an adapter cord?
Yeah, but this way I can listen to music during a blackout.
Shut up and fork 'em over!
Kiss my furr
DFD ABRIDGED SCRIPT -- PREVIEW*when breaking Suki's phone*
Looks like Suki's in a bit of a...*black glasses fall from the sky to land on his face* dead zone. YEAAAAA *CSI zoom out
When Cassandra is paralyzed and Suki is laying next to her, have Suki say, "When you wake up, let's go kill those Bitches. Together"
Suki: Hey Cassandra, instead of watching me walk off with a suspicious woman who is clearly fucking Izuru, why don't you tell me? No? Ok, then
Izuru: What no I have boobs, I swear. *southern belle voice*
Akito: I'm not clumsy. It's just that the chairs, floor, tables, and walls get in the way.
Suki: I'm the happy character who never wants to see anyone hurt! *falls asleep then wakes up to see a burning preschool* "Oh now how did that happen?
Izuru: What, are you about to confess your love to me?
Akito: Yes you little piece of s
Some silly conversationsJust some imagined conversations between Alex and Pike (neither of which have been introduced to you guys yet). Alex's fumbling cluelessness and Pike's childish bad temper amuse me greatly, you see. If you have any suggestions for other convos, feel free to tell me >u< Though I may or may not use them, as the characters are still developing.
Alex: "So, if I join you guys, do I have to wear one of those dress thingies?"
Pike: "It's a tunic. And no."
Alex: "If Minnow is your sister, I guess you're a naiad, too?"
Pike: "I prefer the term 'water sprite'. 'Naiad' brings to mind images of half-naked women luring sailors to their doom."
Alex: "You mean like mermaids?"
Pike: "I am not a mermaid!"
*there is a short silence*
Alex: "You'd be a merman, anyway."
FotL - Boot to the HeadGilan: As the executor of Lady Lyra's estate, I have been empowered to read Lady Lyra's Last Will And Testament.
Beran: Well, get on with it, i have to sleep.
Mara: Oh, poor, dear Lyra! Waaaa!
Chisel: Oh, there, there, Mara. *huggles*
Avi: Kizus, how predictably boring.
Chosovi: ... My poor little sis......
Dongo: *is just watching* ...
Gilan: If we are all seated... I shall proceed with the reading.
Avi: I knew it.
Beran: Heh heh heh heh.
Gilan: "I, Lyra Queen of Everything," pffft "being of sound mind and body..."
Beran: That's a laugh! Hehehe...
Gilan: "...do hereby divide up my considerable estate as follows. To my overly emotional leader, Mara..."
Chisel: Mara, darling, he's talking about us.
Mara: *sniffle* Oh.
Gilan: "...who grubbed with her husband, Chisel, grubbed for everything they could get from me, and then cried crocodile tears when I needed sympathy..."
Mara: *sobs* What?
Gilan: "...To Mara, I leave... a boot to the head."
Mara: A what?
Start AgainTwo guys put on a show and one if them is nervous.
The confident one tells him to pretend the audience isn't there.
The nervous guy screws up, says "Let's start again, it'd not like anyone's watching."
Bran why do you even like these ._.Just a quick one of these wrothless things
On teamspeak with Bran and Cool_Guy_Bro
Cool: Where are you bran
Owl: Im hidden
Bran: I'm not here, right Owl?
Owl: I am sitting in front of a computer screen
Bran: Right Owl?
Bran: Right Owl?
Owl: *not even listening*
Bran: Right, Owl????
Owl: *on iPod*
Bran: I'm not here, RIGHT OWL?!
Bran: *sigh* I am not here, RIGHT OWL????!!!
Bran and Cool: *starts laughing*
Owl: OH CRAP THEY'RE DIEING! SOMEONE HELP THEM!!!11
Owl: Oh, That can't be good...
Canterlot Wedding Live: Unveiled! (Scene shows Rarity in front of Princess Celestia's castle in deleted news footage of "A Canterlot Wedding" that was originally going to air on Good Morning Equestria, but didn't, and was found almost three years later. The bottom of the screen reads "Miss Rarity: Royal Wedding Planner, Dress Maker.")
Every detail of the Royal Wedding has been meticulously orchestrated. In fact, Sir Elton John wrote a song for each and every guest in attendance.
(Scene changes to the reception where Pinkie Pie is at a piano dressed as Elton John. The bottom of the screen reads "Sir Elton John: Royal Songwriter for Emotional Occasions, Not Pinkie Pie in a Wig.)
Stallion with the black coat on
Sitting next to the mare with the face that looks like potato salad
I think we met once at Pizza Hut, yes we did
You ordered cheesy bread
(A time card that says "Two Hours Later" appears.)
Two hours later...
Movie Review: Disaster Movie Part 1Well, seeing as you guys really like this series, why don't we review the big one? As if I haven't been tortured enough with the SeltzerBerg duo! I mean, they have no right to be in the parody industry! When I saw Date Movie, I thought it couldn't be any worse. When I saw Epic Movie, I thought it couldn't get any worse. BUT HOO BOY, WAS I WRONG!! Those two movies were only the beginning of their piece of SHIT (Yes, prepare for uncensored swearing, this movie really deserves it), DISASTER MOVIE!! This film represents every single thing that is wrong with the SeltzerBerg duo and turns it up to 11. It's worse than Epic Movie and Date Movie COMBINED! And if you thought these movies were good, as Linkara said, more power to you. I appreciate ANYONE who can sit through this movie without cringing, so if you watched it without cringing, let me know and I'll gladly thank you. Sorry for wasting your time, let's dive right into DISASTER MOVIE!!!
So the film opens in 10,001 BC, get it? No? Well,
Movie Review: Date Movie Part 4I am regretting this...
So the next day, Julia wakes up and finds a zit on her face.
Julia: Oh, not on my wedding day!
What's that, you want more padding? How about a montage where she tries to get the zit off her face? Obviously the movie isn't padded enough! Grant waits for her with Andy at the wedding but Andy decides to flirt with Grant, and kisses him. Julia arrives thinking that he cheated on her, and runs back home, calling off the wedding. I have to admit, I actually feel sorry for Grant. Then he tries to win her back by holding up a radio that's playing "Baby Come Back" in front of her apartment, in the rain. Now I take back what I said to Grant. Why? THAT COULD SHORT CIRCUIT THE RADIO AND INJURE YOU, YOU IDIOT!! Of course, the new ours don't take it too well and throw stuff at him. The next day, Julia decides that she has no choice but to marry Nicky, but during their wedding, surprise, her father objects and tells her to marry Grant. Who conveniently is on top of her a
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