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Women's Handbag FADE IN:
EXT. PARK - EVENING
JOSH (20s, clean) and ELENA (20s, petite) are on a stroll.
They're laughing & talking.
Josh starts sneezing profusely.
Wait. Let me get you a Kleenex.
Elena reaches into her handbag and takes out a single tissue.
Josh blows into it. Hard.
TDAS Re-write episode 6: Aftermath 1: Olds vs News
Total Drama All-Stars Re-Write
Episode 6: Total Drama All-Stars Aftermath 1: Oldies vs. Newbies
Written and Edited by Joey Turner and Tanya Furness
(As the music plays, we see a wall filled with clips of the past 4 seasons. After a few seconds, the logo “Total Drama All-Stars Aftermath” explodes on the screen. After another explosion, the following short clip recaps play)
(Recap: Lightning; clip from Evil Dread)
Lightning: (Runs past Heather and Jo) Ain't nobody telling Lightning where to dig! I'm my own man! (Standing in the ocean trying to “dig” into it)
(Recap: Lindsay; clip from Heroes vs Villains)
Lindsay: (Free-falling, flapping her arms) I'm flying! (Stops flapping and screams)
(Recap: Jo; miscellaneous clips)
Jo: (Heroes vs Villains) Brightning! Dudcan! (Saving Private Leechball) Dirt Boy got in the way!! Who needs Lightning, am I right, people? Eh? (Truth or Laser Shark) He who sweats it, wets it! Team before pride, maggot!
(Recap: Anne Maria; clip from
Team Young - Mixed Love
[Fanfiction of a gay couple: Zach walks along the sidewalk. (Imagine the events happening as my characters are reading this fanfiction.)]
Tom: [Reading] Zach gathered up his courage in a big sigh.
Zach: [Breathes in and out]
Tom: He clenched to a bouquet of flowers he had in his paw and fixes his fur.
Zach: [Offstage, smiles] I’m playing with it.
Tom: [laughs a bit, keeps reading] He thought of his past decision three times already, but there was no going back. He was going to fall into an embrace with Nick, the Nuzleaf he felt love towards since the first day they met.
Nick: [Offstage] All those years ago…
Tom: [laughs a little, reads] Zach walked up the stairs to the house of the handsome Nuzelaf with a long leaf.
Nick: [Offstage] He has a beautiful leaf. [Zach laughs a little]
Tom: [Keeps going] He knocked on the door with all his might- [Offstage] God, that’s a lot of knocking…
Zach: [Offstage, laughs] Otherwise he wouldn’t hear it. He’s probably
The Eraser JokeGuy #1:
Why'd the eraser flunk art school?
Because anytime someone would draw a
picture of a nude the eraser would rub it out.
Smash Bros. (Grilled Cheese parody)Smash Bros.By Geeligans-i-Land
I work so very hard all day long
I start to dream of you before I get home
I hope you ready, cause we got a date
I just can't wait to buy you and play you at my home
(Smash Bros., for 3DS)
The game will boot up, when I turn it on
Because Mega Man and Villager are gonna play a little game
(It's called Time Smash, on Battlefield)
Don't need no Destiny don't need no COD
I'll laugh at your face if you brought me Madden
Don't waste my time with your Watch Dogs
If you buy me The Voice I'll just throw it out
I want some (Smash Bros.)
Not a Last of us
Are you following me
I love ya more than any other,
I'll buy it on Wii U too
Smash, Smash, Smash, Smash Bros., wanna Smash
Funnies. School.Some stuff that happened so far in school or walking home or last year in school.
______________________________________________________________________In The Library.
Me: *looking for a book to read in the library*
Sis: *walks up to me and whispers* A kid in here is watching porn.
Me: What? In the library? Where?
Sis: Right there. By the empty seat.
Me: *walks past and sees it* ...Okay you were telling the truth.
________________________________________________________________________I Love Yuri.
*My class and I read the book Milkweed last year*
Me and friends: *waiting in line for lunch*
Me: *notice someone wrote "I love Uri" (Uri us one of the characters)* Hey, look. *Smirks and writes a 'y' in front of the 'u'*
Me: *Sulks* I'm afraid that we'
Total Drama Themes EllaElla: My name is Pinkie Pie (Hello!)
And I am here to say (How ya doin'?)
I'm gonna make you smile and I will brighten up your day
It doesn't matter now (What's up?)
If you are sad or blue (Howdy!)
'Cause cheering up my friends is just what Pinkie's here to do
'Cause I love to make you smile, smile, smile
Yes I do
It fills my heart with sunshine all the while
Yes it does
'Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile
From these happy friends of mine
I like to see you grin (Awesome!)
I love to see you beam (Rock on!)
The corners of your mouth turned up is always Pinkie's dream (Hoof bump!)
But if you're kind of worried
And your face has made a frown
I'll work real hard and do my best to turn that sad frown upside down
'Cause I love to make you grin, grin, grin
Yes I do
Bust it out from ear to ear let it begin
Just give me a joyful grin, grin, grin
And you fill me with good cheer
It's true some days are dark and lonely
And maybe you feel sad
But Pinkie WILL BE there to show you t
Textile in: Operation InvasionSetting: at the laboratory
sub-setting: Textile's room
Textile: *wakes up to the sound of explosions* Alert! Alert! Hostility detected! *runs out of her room, still in PJ mode* Now searching...*looks around carefully, then looks back to see a bigger and bulkier masculine robot holding Textile's parents who are unconscious* Unidentified entity found! Entity labelled as enemy!
???: STROY HAS DISCOVERED ANOTHER ROBOT. STATE NAME AND MAIN PURPOSE.
Textile: Enemy identified. My sole purpose was for informational data collection, but I'm also capable of love, hate, and even the desire to dispose of any and all viruses. Please state your business.
Stroy: INVADING LABS, DESTROYING, AND STEALING DATA ARE WHAT I WAS PROGRAMMED FOR. DIFFERENCES BETWEEN OTHER ROBOT DETECTED. NOW SCANNING ROBOT. ROBOT IDENTIFIED AS FEMALE. LOVE SENSORS ACTIVATE. REQUEST TO JOIN STROY AND KNONK HQ AND TO MANUFACTURE MINIATURE VERSIONS OF FUTURE GENERATIONS. WAITING FOR RESPONSE.
Textile: *crosses arms* Request denie
Know Your Stars EllaAnnouncer: Ella...she can control robots...
Ella: I was surprised that the animals weren't actual animals, but then I realized that just because they're made of metal doesn't mean they can't be real animals.
Announcer: Ella...now that Sky broke Dave's heart into a million pieces, she's going to swoop in and take him for herself...
Ella: Oh, I wouldn't put it like that. Let's just say that Dave is in a delicate state and he needs friends to help him through it, and if he develops certain feelings for any of those friends in the process, then so be it. Oh, I hope that's not coming across as wrong. I don't want it to be.
Announcer: Ella...the only reason that Sugar won't be her friend is because Sugar is a closeted lesbian who finds Ella incredibly attracted, but doesn't know how to process those feelings...
Ella: Oh...well...um...this certainly...complicates things. I mean, I like Sugar, but not in that way. Oh...how do I
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How It Began"God, your two o'clock is here."
"I have a two o'clock?"
"He's been here since 7:45. I figured it's only polite to... sir."
God sighed. "Fine, send him in."
While He waited God cleared His desk of papers and blueprints; no need for outsiders to see His plans. Soon enough the door to His office opened and God stood, smiled, held out a hand towards one of the two visitor's chairs.
"God! Great stuff you're doing in sector 2-7-0! Great stuff!"
The man's hands were clammy, his handshake limp. Rumpled suit, porkpie hat, briefcase... oh Jes-- oh dear, a salesman. God's smile slipped a little but He soldiered on gamely. With luck He could shoo the poor guy away in a few minutes.
"So, what can I do for you?"
The man sat, briefcase across his knees. "Sector 2-7-0! Everyone's talking about it! What do you call it? Man and merman?"
"Man and woman, actually. And thanks. But we're pretty busy around here, and..."
"Oh! Right! No time for the wicked, eh?" The salesman winked and popped his briefcase,
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