Episode Three: Apriltello and Leonardo x RaphaelAsk TMNT!: Ep. Three
All of the contestants found their seats on-set, Michelangelo dripping wet and frowning as he plops into his seat. Raphael and Leonardo are laughing among themselves, Leo hiding something behind his back. Donatello is smiling curiously at Raphael and Leonardo, unsure what exactly happened. Alex is sitting nearby, smiling as well. redmask38 is looking rather happy and is sitting straight up in her chair.
Donatello: Well, you seem happy!
redmask38: (smiles) Well...yes! This show is becoming more and more popular by the minute and we have a questions and two DARES for you guys today!
Raphael: And Mikey's getting kicked in the head for one dare, right…?
Michelangelo: (frowns) Hey!
redmask38: No, there's nothing for Mikey today, as a matter of a fact. Speaking of which, would you like to explain what happened, Mikey?
Michelangelo: (huffs) Well I was being all awesome and went to Raph's room to ask him to hang out with me, when I saw him dancin
TDAS Re-write episode 12: 10th Aftermath Special
Total Drama All-Stars Re-Write
Episode 12: Total Drama All-Stars Aftermath 2: 10th Aftermath Extravaganza
Written and Edited by Joey Turner and Tanya Furness
(As the music plays, we see a wall filled with clips of the past 4 seasons. After a few seconds, the logo “Total Drama All-Stars Aftermath” explodes on the screen, after another explosion, the following short clip recaps play)
(Recap: Brick; clip from Moon Madness)
Brick: I’m large and in charge! One way or another, I WILL conquer the dark! (Suddenly the lights in the confessional go out and Brick screams. A whizzing sound is heard) OH COME ON!!!!
(Recap: Sierra; clip from No One Eggspects the Spanish Opposition)
Sierra: (Speaks quickly and defensively) That doesn't matter! Why would that matter? No, it even doesn't! (Grabs onto Cameron's hoodie and pulls him up to her, panting like a dog. Gwen grabs Cameron and pulls him away. Sierra falls to her knees) CAMOOOODY!
(Recap: Heather; clip from
Episode Four: Everyone Except Raphael and AlexAsk TMNT!: Ep. Four
All of the contestants walk on-set, Donatello following April like a lovesick puppy, Casey tagging along angrily and Alex is chatting eagerly with Leonardo about Space Heroes while Rapael groans. Michelangelo is skipping and lands in his seat, happily, holding a cooler in his lap. redmask38 is talking with someone off-set and finally goes to her seat, beaming pridefully.
redmask38: I just got over ten questions overnight, guys!
Raphael: And they're good ones...right?
redmask38: Of course, Raphie!
redmask38: ...you heard nothing.
Raphael: Pretty sure I did.
redmask38: ANYWAY, Mikey...what do you have there?
Michelangelo: (beams) I'm glad you asked, m'lady! This, here, is the fate of the universe! The ultimate evolution of mankind into the awesomest thing EVER! The soft, creamy center--
Raphael: --JUST GET ON WITH IT! I don't wanna hear this stupid thing again.
Michelangelo: I present to you...ICE CREAM KITTY!
Ice Cream Kitty:
Episode Two: Two Questions for DonatelloAsk TMNT!: Ep. Two
The contestants walk in again, a bit more familiar with the set, while Raph and Mikey are laughing together because Raph beat Leo playing a video game. Leo is a bit cranky, but tries not to lose his temper on live television. Donnie is in an unusually good mood and sitting, beaming in his chair. Alex seems happy, too. redmask38 is glad they're happy, because she knows bad things could come eventually and she'd have to act cheery no matter what the scenario for the audience. redmask38 organized her papers and looked out to the group.
redmask38: Well, it appears you guys are all in good moods!
Raphael: Yeah...I beat Lameonardo at a video game...again (chuckles while Leonardo scowls at him)!
Leonardo: You shoved me out of the way! You didn't really win!!
Donatello: (eyes closed) April…
They all look at Donnie, eyebrows raised in confusion. Donnie's eyes snap open and he blushes profusely.
Donatello: I...uh...was just...uh…
Alex: We already know you like Apri
Episode Five: Kisses, Cockroaches and IrmaAsk TMNT!: Ep. Five
All of the contestants walk on-stage, everyone seeming happy, except for April. Even Casey is in a good mood, cheering and high-fiving along with the turtles and Alex. After cheering for a bit, they all sit in their chairs, Raphael with a smug, confident look on his face, Leonardo, Donatello and Alex with neutral-happy looks on their faces, and Michelangelo kicking his legs and humming to himself. April sits herself down, not intensely upset, but seeming still a bit frustrated. redmask38 sits down, stacking her papers.
redmask38: Hello, everyone! How are you all today?
Casey: We totally kicked those tin cans' butts!
Alex: Pfft...you barely did anything, Casey. I was the one who was the awesomest out there!
Casey: Yeah, right! You just do that magic zap-zap thing out there! I'm getting into the REAL action!
Donatello: You only took out three droids, Casey!
Alex: My point still stands.
Leonardo: Guys, we all did great today. We stopped th
Instrucciones para no enamorarseEl amor es la cosa más horrible que ser humano pudo ser capaz de inventar. Hay que ser claros, la simple idea de enamorarse no es realmente una buena idea. Perder la cabeza por una persona y solo concentrarse en eso, dejando de lado la idea de pensar si quiera en uno mismo. Dejarlo todo por alguien más ajeno a nosotros, llenando nuestros sueños de ilusiones y fantasías que nunca pasaran, se termina convirtiendo en una tarea tediosa, una pérdida de tiempo banal que al final, lo único que consigue es rompernos el corazón. Destruyendo todas nuestras esperanzas y prometiéndonos nunca más volver a amar, para después conocer a alguien más y llenar nuestra cabeza de más ideas que nunca pasaran. Ese es el ciclo del amor, el ciclo que toda persona enamorada tiene y sigue al pie de la letra una y otra vez.
Primero, le pido a usted, mi querido lector, que recuerde el momento de enamoramiento y lo haga trizas. Desobstrúyalo, si es ne
CwmFS: Fury (2014 film)
Conversations with my Female Self
This Week's Topic: Fury (film)
FemMe: *looks annoyed*
Me: What is it?
FemMe: My younger sister keeps calling the movie "Furry."
Me: Oh. Does she realize how offensive that can be if said the wrong way?
FemMe: I don't think she cares.
FemMe: In any case, Brad Pitt!
Me: He's definitely made a name for himself since "Se7en" and "Fight Club." It may look like he's taking the spotlight here once again, but he really shares it with all the other co-stars like Logan Lerman, Michael Peña, Jon Bernthal, and Shia LaBeouf.
FemMe: Oh my god!! Shia LaBeouf was in that?!
Me: You didn't notice?
FemMe: Well, sorta. I just couldn't believe he was doing something other than Transformers (which I never saw, by the way) AND give a good performance!
Me: Well, the film has that going for it.
Me: In the long line of World War II films - and I might be exaggerating here - "Fury" could go down as one of the g
Once Upon A DreamDreamily, Princess Emily looked out of her bedroom window. She was a beautiful princess with hair, black as a raven's wings and eyes blue like sapphires with a bit of grey in them like smoke. She had everything, her heart desired, every luxury and comfort but she was not a spoiled selfish princess. She was kind and caring to her parents, the king and queen, her servants including her friend, Beth and all the citizens of her kingdom. Despite having everything even being next in line for the throne, there was something missing in her heart. She had been dreaming of a prince. But not just any prince, a mystery prince. It was only in her dreams that she saw that prince but her mother told her something wise. If you dream anything for long enough, it's sure to come true and she's seen him so many times. She hoped someday he would arrive at her palace but to no avail. She felt like she had lost all hope. Or so she thought...
A royal ball was to be held so Emily had to choose a husband from a
TMNT: Genderbend Everyone for No Damn ReasonJay: This is uncomfortable.
May: Don't worry, I'll get us back to our normal genders in no time. Or the writer of this might take months to put the damn information in my head.
Jay: You say damn a lot-
May: Shut the hell up!
Xever: Someone get me out of this body! Being a woman is terrible plus my voice is squeaky!
TigerClaw: This is insane!
Jay: Why is your voice still deep-
TigerClaw: Shut the hell up!
Rahzar: I got long hair now....that's a surprise.
Stockman: Thisss machine ain't working!
Xever: At least you didn't change.
Stockman: *turns and stares at him*
Xever: Only your chest but you'll still ugly as hell-
Stockman: GAHH!!! *attacks*
TigerClaw: Where's Master Shredder?
Shredder: Wad up, bitches!
May: GAHH! MASTER WITH BOOBS IS NOT A PRETTY PICTURE!!!
Jay: This is going on mature contact.....right?-
May: SHUT THE HELL UP!!! JAY STAY CLAM!!!
Jay: I am clam-
Everyone: SHUT THE HELL UP, JAY!!!
May: I CAN'T STAN
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